🏁 Chester Half Marathon · 17 May 2026

Mathieu is Running... Towards Love.

Slowly. But surely. Probably.

See you at the finish line... but it could be the start of our story 💛

@mathieu._14
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Mathieu — Marathon runner

Could you be my
personal best?

Spotted at the Marathon de la Liberté.
Sunglasses on. Heart open.

// Why you should know about this guy

Impressive Skills
& Credentials

✉️
French Penpal Material Did you need one back in Year 5? Well, better late than never. Fully available.
🔥
Expert Fire Builder Can build a great fire. No kindling? No problem. Probably.
🧦
Laundry Specialist White socks washed to perfection. Somehow still white.
👔
The No-Repeat Pledge Sworn enemy of outfit repetition. The wardrobe is full. The commitment is fuller.
🏃
Marathon Runner Can run a marathon. Speed is... subjective. Finishing counts.
🍺
Guinness Engineer Never actually split the G — but deeply confident it's possible.
🇬🇧
Bilingual (Sort of) Je peux speak the english. Fluently. Mostly. Oui.

// Full transparency

The Cons

🕴️
To be discussed with agent 📋

His agent is available for consultations.
Probably.

// The actual reason we're all here

Chester
Half Marathon

21.1
Kilometres of pure pain
17
May 2026 · Sunday
1
Very determined Frenchman

* Finishing time not guaranteed. Spirit absolutely is.